Loser
(B. Mundie/B. Keir)

I'd sing 'bout my rig
But I don't have a truck
I'll tell you my troubles
'Cause I'm all out of luck
I'm a real loser folks
It's sad but it's true
So listen up close
'Cause it could happen to you

Many years ago
Before I was five
A difficult birth
I was barely alive
'It's a beautiful boy'
My mother did lie
And left me out on
A hillside to die

I'm a loser
I'm a loser
I'm a loooooo-ser
Yes it's true sir
I'm a loserAs a teen I was shy
And ugly as sin
My head was real huge
And my body was thin
There were pimples and gumps
All over my face
I ran dead last
In the human race

I'm a loser
I'm a loser
I'm a loooooo-ser
Yes it's true sir
I'm a loser

Then it came to the point
Where my problems were rife
It was then I decided
To take my own life
God came before me
And smiled as he spoke
'You ain't comin' to heaven son
'Cause you're just a joke' (Let me tell ya, I weren't laughin')

I'm a loser
I'm a loser
I'm a loooooo-ser
Yes it's true sir
I'm a loser

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