Transporter

(S. Walker)

Drive my car, don't get me very far,
don't like to travel
It's only got one gear, you hear it very clear,
it sounds like gravel

Start it up and the smoke begins to blow
Drop the clutch and the damn thing it won't go
Lift the hood don't look so good looks scary
I can't read the god damn manual

With cars I have no luck, so I bought myself a truck,
a mighty diesel/
It really sucks the gas, on highways it kicks ass,
it ain't no weasel

Got a great big horn that I always like to blow
And a really powerful CB radio
Got lots of lights and 20 tonnes of chrome
A sleepcab twice the size your average home

That truck became a pain, so I got myself a plane,
F1 11
It flies so fast, it gives me such a blast,
I am in heaven

Loop the loop at twice the speed of sound
Fly so high I just can't see the ground
Cross the sky in a single bound
If I crash no black box would be found.

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