Stuntperson, long distance swimmer, former airline stewardess, pastry chef, museum curator, dairymaid, skydiver, skin-diver, highdiver, grader driver, logger, dogger, lion flogger (tamer), magician and professional fisherman, Guru is the latest in a long line of people to describe themselves as the Cisco Kidneys Drummer.A highly active woman, Guru not only drums for the Cisco Kidneys, but also plays Lead Guitar and sings for her all woman band Limen10 and leads the church choir for the obscure Christian cult that she belongs to.Originally dragged into the band (literally) after Bill Mundie noticed her skill at carpet bowls, Guru was initially reluctant to become a Cisco Kidney but had her sense of taste and musical discrimination weakened after Bill Mundie managed to "slip something in her drink".Since then, Guru has been a keen member of the band, requiring only the occasional top up of chemicals to keep her commitment levels up.

Sadly, Guru does not feature on the album due to the album being recorded during feckless Rob Saraswati's time as drummer (he was too stoned to turn up for the day's recording session).

Bill Keir

Simon Walker

Brian Birkefeld