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Simon
Walker - Rhythm Guitar, Vocals
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Son of a famous north-coast dairy farmer, Simon uses the same delicate dexterity that wooed milk from his father's cows to bring forth rich, creamy music from his guitar. Simon has a long history of playing in a variety of bands, with musical styles as diverse as reggae, jazz, Chinese folksongs, blues and of course country and western. Thankfully, Simon has ignored virtually all of these creative inputs to concentrate on "defining the meat in the musical sandwich", whatever that means. Recently, Simon has had an addition to his burgeoning family, and has had to purchase a new house - "Gracelands II". Simon describes it as "a modest little villa, a monument to his hard work and thrift". Others have described it as a huge, rambling edifice, so tasteless that even Elvis himself would feel uncomfortable living in it. From the gold handled taps in any of its eighteen bathrooms to the genuine pearl flipper buttons on the pinball machines in his bowling alley, the place truly is a wonder. Luckily, Simon's day job provides more than enough money for the upkeep of this veritable Xanadu. Not that we actually know what his day job is... |
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